save us from the factory 
this guy is funny. i like him and his funny ways.
The best magic trick ever would be if David Coppertone went to a baseball game and was like, (into a microphone) “My name is David Coppertone. And I am a musician.” Then everyone cheers and David goes out to the mound to throw the first pitch. He throws a strike and everyone is pumped up, but then David Coppertone gets shot in the head by a bullet from a high caliber rifle. Everyone screams and panics. The catcher runs into the center of the field and takes his mask off to reveal…HE’S DAVID COPPERTONE THE MUSICIAN!
Everyone cheers and nobody gets bothered about the dead guy who got shot because the Jumbotron explains that he is just some random guy from this weird little country that nobody’s even heard of, which is super cool because the screen shows a spinning globe with a gigantic question mark on it. “It’s definitely not America!” the Jumbotron reads and everyone laughs because you’re goddamned right it’s not!
Finally, David Coppertone hands his glove to a handicapped child and tells him that he’s in the game. But the coach sort of laughs and whispers to David that it’s a pretty important professional game so probably not a good idea. No problem. They let the handicapped kid go to the concession area to see how they heat up those big vats of nacho cheese I guess and then, “Hey! Who wants a free pretzel?”
